Tai Mai Shu Lyrics
"Chinese Freestyle"

Yat, y, sam
Microphone testing
1-2-3
In the place to be
whusup everbody? My name is Tai Mai Shu!
and I am going to rapping for u today jus' a lil' freestyle
but first and foremost i'd like to thanking Roadie style beyond compare
for getting my belt back and helping me promotion my skills
and in return I will teach them how to make one million dollars
Wow, and when you hear it you be like wow! I don't believe! So simple!
no skill involved at all I could've thought of that my self
and then you be like what? What the hell? I don't believe!

Check it out though,

I was cruisin' down the street in my Impala
they ask me who the girl in the car it's jus my baby momma
I don't give a fuck about the hoe!
I sock that bitch in the jaw by surprise and pull the nails out ya toes
cus I'm too slick, gimme the hebbijebbies,
break in all the houses, steal all the TVs
Kick you daddy in the peepee, ya so u can see see
I run around the corner n' laughing hee hee, hee hee
get your momma in a head lock or a full nelson
then I let your neighbor watch a chinese dude named Wilson
then I rape his momma cus im too sexy
ish son take da dull shit!
Then I'm back in my impala, sick ass '82
saw my friend young, his first name is eggfoo
alotta people don't like him, but i don't give a fuck
cus i stole you tv It's in my bubblegum bunker

I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...
39 cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..
29cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)

We will fight alone just as we used to do in those days
alright, fight just like we used to do..

i was talkin to this girl, they say she want to kick it.
i look in her eyeball and say you're fuckin' bullshit
then she look at me and she say fuck you.
i say no way i have to go to school.
im a happy chinese boy, i have alot to talk about
try to argue wit me i say get the hell outta here asshole!
i like the old schoo(schoo), i likea new schoo(schoo),
my girlfriend like my name, fuckin' Tai Mai Shu
if want to take a look, i like to eat jaokk
what the hell make you say bookbookbook
i take my skill serious and no it's not for fun
i like to eat cho fun and ho jo yu wonton

chinese student go to school early in the morning
and I like to play kick ball inside the school yard
chinese student do homework and they study real hard
i walk by these good looking girls
and they say you smell like moth balls!

wow you do fight well
yeah whatever dude jus gimme a fuckin cup o' rice

I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...
39 cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..
29cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)

all my real chinese throw your hands up throw your hand up
all my real live chinese people throw your hands up
hong kong people throw your hands up throw you hands up throw your hands up
chinese people, japanese people, every people
throw them hand up

we wire! I am a warrior! we flashing on them!
i got 4 4's so u kids dont going
i am real hard! peace outside! damn u! U know what im say