Splinter Lyrics
"Raincoat Salesman"

With a plastic mac hanging on my back, oh, I hate these rainy days
In the early hours when no one wants to know
Have I really got a worthwhile job
Is this the life for me?
A raincoat salesman
A raincoat salesman
A raincoat salesman.

As I walk along my path and after all, it's just a job
No one wants to buy the things I have to sell
Did this really take four years to learn?
And was I meant to be
A raincoat salesman?
A raincoat salesman?
A raincoat salesman?

Dai dai dai dai ...

Have I really got a worthwhile job?
Is this the life for me?
A raincoat salesman
A raincoat salesman
A raincoat salesman.

Is it wrong to feel discouraged when they utter: 'Not today'?
Should I worry if I never make a sale?
Did this really take four years to learn?
And was I meant to be
A raincoat salesman?
A raincoat salesman?
A raincoat salesman?