Shilpa Ray & Her Happy Hookers Lyrics
"Coward Cracked The Dawn"

The coward cracked the dawn and said
"I cannot face my killing,
I just cannot face my killing.
Oh oh
Slit my wrists the wrong way
Cause I'm so afraid of commitment
I'm just so afraid of commitment
Oh oh
But the walls are building fast 200 brick per every second
Blocking forever bolting through the tunnels of my heart."

So he calls God
And God says to Abraham
"I made you a woman, I made you drugs to be done.
I gave you hopes and dreams for your futile fun
I gave you a guarantee with an opposable thumb
You ungrateful f*ck you're out of luck
For I've got some better things to do"

So he went on limping through his life
He tried oh so many ways
He tried oh so many ways
Oh oh
The drugs just made him gag and cry
In front of the women who couldn't see him
In front of the women who couldn't see him
Oh oh

When your debauchery ain't man enough
To win yourself a medal
You're just the sucker who's been sick and poor
For someone else's art.

So he calls God
And God says to Abraham
"Drop that sweating pistol made out of your quakin' frail fingers
I'm too busy to get riled up for an unfortunate soul
I've got a thesis due for Scientology's mayhem
I'm the frontman of a band So Help Yourself
Your heaviness is a drag on my..."

When all else failed for Abraham he just rot by television
He just rot by television
Oh oh
Jacked his high cholesterol by makin' bad decisions
By makin' bad decisions
Oh oh
Well Heaven knows what hell knows that
Heaven knows no Heaven
But the pain of really knowing made him ask too many questions

So he calls God
And God says to Abraham
"This is God I'm not home right now,
Won't be back till next Tuesday
They're erecting a monument for my phallus phantastic
Please leave a message on the sound of my machine
For word you keep and hold with fear
The batteries are dying in your
The batteries are dying in your
The batteries are dying in your
The batteries are dying in your cell.
The batteries are dying in your cell.
The batteries are dying in your cell.
The batteries are dying in your cell.
The batteries are dying in your cell.
The batteries are dying in your cell.
The batteries are dying in your cell."