South Park (Related Recordings) Lyrics
"Wendy's Cunt Song"

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big...

Cock-a-doodle doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like...

Shit-zus make good house pets; they're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have because they beat their...

Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall
The bossy wants to see you so you can suck his...

Ballsack was a writer; he lived with Alan Bunt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's 'cause she's a...

Contaminated water can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your...

Dictate what I am saying 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying...

F**k!