Da Yoopers Lyrics
"Rusty Chevrolet"

1. dashing through the snow
In my rusty chevrolet
Down the road I go
Sliding all the way
I need new piston rings
I need some new snow tires
My car is held together
By a piece of chicken wire
Chorus:
Rust and smoke the heater's broke
The door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash
And then I start to pray
The frame is bent the muffler went
The radio it's ok
Oh what fun it is to drive
This rusty chevrolet

2. I went to the iga
To get some christmas cheer
I just passed up my left front tire
And its getting hard to steer
Skidding down the highway
Right past the negaunee cops
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop

(repeat chorus)

3. bouncing through the snowdrifts
In a big blue cloud of smoke
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's the joke
I got to get to shopko
To pick up the layaway
Cause santa claus is coming soon
In his big old rusty sleigh

(repeat chorus)