Bart Baker Lyrics
"It's Thanksgiving (Nicole Westbrook parody)"

Ya, it's Thanksgiving!
A kid's favorite holiday!
Good thing I have this calendar from the future with the wrong day.
Oh oh oh!
Oh oh oh!
Oh oh oh!
Oooh yeah!
Oh oh oh!
I'm alone.
Where is my dad? Or mom? Here we go!

I'm only eight and I just made a song that will take you, take you
To a loaded gun to waste yourself ooo yea
Ooooo yea
I stole me these babies
I look like a fat Usher (Usher)
This kid will kiss me
After we all get high on
Red wine and roofies!

Oh oh oh, this song's giving (It's givin')
Ev-ery-one
Reason to end their own life
Oh oh oh, It's not "Friday" (Oh no)
But it's produced by the same fuckin' guy
Who is now outside
He's a pedophile
Where's Chris Hansen?
Let's pray we live

Yo, It's Thanksgivin' givin'
And our parents are all missin'
(Come on girl)
Nothing Is forbidden
When you're with a pedo
He's gonna give sex To you
And you, and you
Can't be hateful
Gotta be grateful
Gotta be grateful
'Cause he'll cut you
Mashed potatoes on my on my
Nipple
I got groped
He put roofies In our Cokes
Gettin' high
Havin' a good time
We'll be laughing as we die

It's our last Thanksgiving
(Come on)
Our parents are missing
Turkey microphone!
Oh oh oh, it's Thanksgiving (Thanksgiving)
We we we are gonna hump a dark guy
Oh oh oh, it's Thanksgiving (Oh yeah!)
We we we are gonna probably die

In the turkey
AIDS!
Mashed potatoes
AIDS!
We we we are gonna totally die
In the turkey
AIDS!
Mashed potatoes
AIDS!
This Thanksgiving
We got kidnapped