Barenaked Ladies Lyrics
"Dedication to Old Lady (If I had $1000000)"

This is not a song, but an alternate introduction of If I had $1000000
found on "Rock Spectacle"

Ed: I'd like to make a dedication, we don't... we don't usually make
dedications at all but... I met this woman today, she was the sweetest
woman I ever met.
Ed: I was walking down North Clark by Belmont, down there, and this
little old lady comes up to me and she says 'Excuse me, but do you know
where the Bryant St Theatre is?' and I said 'No, I'm sorry I'm from out
of town.' and she said 'Well, for Christs Sake!'
Ed: That's what she said and I said 'I'm... I'm sorry.' she goes 'Well?'
Steve: Really??
Ed: Well, Yeah!
Steve: Cool!
Ed: 'I'm sorry, no I don't.'
Ed: 'Well, for Christ's Sake!' (Little Old Lady's Voice)
Ed: 'I said I'm sorry'
Ed: 'Well?' (Little Old Lady's Voice)
Steve: You know she had been wandering round the same corner-
Ed: I actually felt bad, I walked away and thought I should have known
where that was... you know, I really should, like, maybe I'll look for it
and then try and find her.
Ed: I was actually thinking stuff like that, then I thought what am I
doing? I should like go find her and say 'Lady, you're an idiot!' and
when she goes 'What?' I'll go 'Well?'