Preparing for Guests Lyrics

The flight gets here tomorrow at ten
They're here for one night then they're home again
Why do we feel the need to
Tidy the house up, which we never do?

??? a household is a happy one
??? a housewife as they have a son

My folks are stressing out
Lord give me strength right now
It gets to the time our guests arrive
'Round about twelve hundred hours

Waiting for them
No one comments on the state of this house
No one comments on the state of this house...
(No one comments on the house at all
No one comments on the house at all...)

Woo!

It's like we're lying to all of our friends
This place won't ever be this tidy again
???
Time we start preparing for guests

Give me a strong reason to
Not have to bother to hoover my room
I've even tidied up all of my shoes

[I've just?] got to impress
Shine the brush and hide all the mess