Christmas Song Lyrics

I went to the store sat on Santa's lap.

I asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.

He said all you need is to write them a song,

Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.

So don't sing along.



Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah,

I saw Santa Claus, he said ?Hello? to Ross.

And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy.

And Rachel and chandler...(mumbles)...handler!!