"Harlem Shake (The Midnight Beast Edition)" lyrics

"Harlem Shake (The Midnight Beast Edition)"

Fuck the Harlem Shake
The joke has passed its sell by date, I said
Fuck the Harlem Shake
The joke is over for god's sake

Kinda funny for a while
Now it's old.. Gangnam Style
We need to take a break
FUCK THE HARLEM SHAKE

I'm a joke exterminator, a viral terminator
This rap sounds like a shitty Will.I.Am impersonator
Yeah the Harlem Shake's gone cold, even my grandma thinks it's old
It's no good crying... now you're mine it's peanut butter jelly time!

Hasta la Vista, (Gangnam Style) say goodbye to your teeth-a
That joke's so past its time, it's in a fucking pantomime
Nyan Cat? Shut your trap, we caught you when you first got crap
Baloney, you're a phony like Kony Trying to get a viral fucking a pony

[Gangnam Style plays]

Fuck the Harlem Shake
The joke has passed its sell by date, I said
Fuck the Harlem Shake
The joke is over for god's sake

Kinda funny for a while
Now it's old.. Gangnam Style
We need to take a break
FUCK THE HARLEM SHAKE

Please don't do the Harlem Shake
Let's not make the same mistake, yeah i said
Fuck the Harlem Shake
That shit gives me a stomach ache

Bad jokes they always linger
Unlike Charlie bit my finger
We need to take a break
FUCK THE HARLEM SHAKE

if the motto's YOLO
Then i don't wanna know-lo
A word about as useless as a polo with no holo-o
Your bottoms all need spanking, and no we don't want thanking
It's sad enough you're spending every waking moment planking

Twitter hash tags
That's the shit I don't like
Hash tag, 'imma carve one on your forehead with a bread knife

That shit cray...
The whole rap scene is so cliche
It don't make sense but that's okay
What she order? Fish fillet.

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me
That shit cray, That shit cray
Nahhh, that shit's just fucking lame

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna sign me
they'll have trouble tryna find me
What's 50 bland silly motherfuckers dressed up can you please remind me?

Fuck the Harlem Shake
The joke has passed its sell by date, I said
Fuck the Harlem Shake
The joke is over for god's sake

Kinda funny for a while
Now it's old.. Gangnam Style
I don't know what it means
NO ONE CARES WHAT IT MEANS

Please don't do the Harlem Shake
Let's not make the same mistake 'cause bitch I,
Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me
So hard I got a stomach ache

Ideas they should be fresher
Like a parody of Kesha
It's dead for goodness' sake
FUCK THE HARLEM SHAKE!


Thanks to Aimi for adding these lyrics.
Thanks to H@rlem sh@ker, Vivienne Bevan, ZeyadSeddik, ZeyadSeddik, Letitia Rock for correcting these lyrics.