by Arrogant Worms on album Idiot Road

When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools Sign body parts for fans Check into rehab and smash up the van But looking back I should have sta

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Christmas Song The table's set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family's gathered all about Christmas, christmas is here! Ever

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Last Saskatchewan Pirate I used to be a farmer, and i made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the city line But time went by and though i

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Ballad Of Dan I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but i don't mind Men like me, that's how the

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Jesus' Brother Bob If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my bro

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms No Sale/no Store This week! This week only! No money down! No payments till spring! No payments in spring! No payments in summer! No payments ever! When?

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Car Full Of Pain I bought me an auto, an '81 ford escort wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms I Want To Look Like Arnold I spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you're fat) It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (oooh-ahh, you're fat) The

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Goin' Huntin' Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old charlie's glass

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Sucks One year i got a dog for christmas And i gave it to the boy next door Then i gave him my bike and my mom's bank card Cuz that's what christmas i

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Dirt!

Arrogant Worms, The Dirt! Celine Dion I think i've got a crush on celine dion The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song There's something about her makes me want to feed her And i'd lo

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Things Are Looking Bad For Santa When christmas rolls around santa's in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date, it needs mo

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Dirt!

Arrogant Worms, The Dirt! I Am Cow!!!! I am cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And i look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I

by Arrogant Worms on album Live Bait

Arrogant Worms Live Bait Canada's Really Big When I look around me, I can't believe what I see It seems as if this country has lost its will to live The economy is lousy, we barely have an army But

by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese

Arrogant Worms, The C'est Cheese Proud T O Be A Banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'cause i get to play with other people's money I'm having a lous

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Russell's Shorts

Arrogant Worms, The Russell's Shorts William Shakespeare's In My Cat I never much believed in reincarnation Thought it was only people's imagination But now i'm forced into some reconsideration 'ca

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Russell's Shorts

Arrogant Worms, The Russell's Shorts Tokyo Love Song We had a love that was so bright I used to dream of her each night And rush to her side every morning (whoooo!) I had her all to myself We neve

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Turkey Blues Hey kid, why the long face Is it cuz santa clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' s

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Miscellaneous

Arrogant Worms, The Miscellaneous The Hockey Song Me work hard five days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in fav

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Russell's Shorts

Every rock band has this guy Not many people really know why He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass He's got a big gut and a big fat ass He's the big, fat road manager Big, fat road manager