by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

Nuclear Rabbit - Bowling For Midgets Roly-Poly dwarves Rolling all around, knocking over pins, it's a New York sin Roly-poly dwarves Jobless by the hordes, Little people longing to be thrown, enumploy

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

Soup's good food, won't you agree Tomato bisque or minestrone Mouse he glares cause jeans a fool For Campbell's soup will make me drool Chicken noodle in the can Call me "Minestrone Man" Campbell's s

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

Its's a creature of habit like a chicken or a rabbit A slight variation of a household occupation A freak mishap of chemical negligence Has spawned a race of hamsters with a super human intelligence

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

I approach ever so slowly Your shitty coat brings a tear to my eye Cute little rabbit, 'betcha wondering why I grab you so abruptly Take your leg and size it up just right Cute little rabbit, betcha w

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

I am a freak who knows absolutely everything About nothing in particular so I must say that If you lick a a laos, lumpy hump-hump, sticky perv-perv Jamma-Jamma, kooky dau kooky dau Envision a Rabbit

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Intestinal Fortitude

It's My Birthday How Did I Get Here My Legs Over There What's This Sticky Stuff In My Hair My Legs Over There I'll Crawl My Way There Can I Be Repaired Leaving A Trail Like A Snail Now, I'm Almost T

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

Brace the line between the lowest calories Parkay or butter which would you rather have slide Down your tube into the bloated gloop of food Where all synthetics secrete as a bubbling crude The time ha

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoon Saw a man that would change my life, make my balding head rebloom His name is mr. sperling, his good friends call him "sy" Strand-by-strand the hair clu

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

I was riding on the bus just north of petaluma When a women sat next to me Her smelly body odor was enough to make me throw her Out the window onto the street Her wretched armpit hair was in my face

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

I often wish I was a Smurf Happy and gay, smurfing at play But I will never be a Smurf... Forever condemned to this grim Human suit Blue always not, Smurf subliminal True is he for not him mistake Pr

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

He's the spirit of christmas Crack and Claus go hand in hand When christmas comes around, you will be surprised For Santa's selling crack to children each and every size No longer does he care if you

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

I see gazelle and gazelle sees me I watch gazelle as he crosses the stream I hunt gazelle and gazelle fears me One day i'll catch him and feed my family Gazelle, I see you jump I see you dance across

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

I'll leave it all up to my higher power I forgot, I give up I forgot i give up Here's to you beating me wet puking I forgot, I give up... I'm uncle... I'm daddy Scissors, tied, whip, she hit me, upset

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

I love you, you You love me, me I love you, you You love me, me So come along, just come along And join the family jamboree

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

Sipping into a vintage leopard skin ankle low dress Gliding over it a tasteful pair of purple see thru panties With other knights of the defloreum, gracefully wielding my angel pitchfork Set out into

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

How doth we know what to eat Shall we feast with thy hands and feet And the meek sayeth unto thee Thou spork conceiveth, baby Mighty sprk, unmighty spork Thine break with spork divorce Hath you no sha

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Vicuna

I want some service asshole I've been waiting here a half an hour Some say your foods disturbing Will I regret what I get this evening I need some coffee, Linda You better smile you pea-brain napkin

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Mutopia

I'll succeed it's a breeze Or are ya gonna cry for momma I'll succeed it's a breeze Or are ya gonna cry for momma I'll succeed it's a breeze Or are ya gonna cry for momma I'll succeed it's a breeze

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Mutopia

Braid your cheeks into your chin Stretch your skull, then make a grin Take an ear around your tongue Take a look you're almost done Rotate your nose, then pleat the eyes Your entire head must be this

by Nuclear Rabbit on album Mutopia

Being that which we are disease Not working what is right but what we please Like a self-righteous king thinks he owns all he sees We punish the planet's peasants with our greed Cockroaches applaudi