by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

An old plastic mug with a picture of a Smurf on it And an old white leather sofa with a brown stain where you used to sit And a statuette of a dragon clutching a crystal orb And a T-shirt of a unic

by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

Who got fat, who got rich Who is a loser, who is a bitch Who is a washout, who turned gay Who is that wearing the cheap-ass toupee Who's in the fancy designer pants Who got the big fake boobie im

by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

I'm gonna get revenge on you 'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do You messed me up in your navy van, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm gonna get you back and it's gonna be bad, whoa I'm gonna get re

by Nerf Herder on album Miscellaneous

Nerf Herder Miscellaneous Iv'e got a boner for Christmas Been up your stalking hole Cuz this lump aint made of cole Ive got a boner for Christmas Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins You be t

by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

I drove down Haley street in my 5.0, no Got the rag-top down so my Vegas can blow, yeah My wheels are spinnin'; my rims are shiny on the street All you suckers, take a look at me, yeah, oh yeah

by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

I turn on my radio And all the music sounds hollow The first song they're playin' sucks And the next one swallows The singer is whinin' And the drummer sounds bored The guitar player's tone Is like a

by Nerf Herder on album Miscellaneous

Nerf Herder Miscellaneous love sandwich girl sometimes youre hungry you want something to eat you dont want no love salad yeah you want a lot of meat you dont want no pastrami and no corn beef on

by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

Saw you at the high school dance I never thought that I'd have a chance with you but how could I know that you felt the same way too then you asked me to dance I nearly thought that I'd

by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

Parked at the dark end of your street I'm sticking to my vinyl seat I got my big old spy scope out I'm sneaking right up to your house [Chorus:] My golfshirt is tatter and torn I've be

by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

I see you walkin' down the street Big black clunkers on your fat old feet You stole the pants off of Gomer Pyle You look just like a crocodile You look just like a crocodile You look just like

by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

Everything was going fine I thought that you were mine And then I read your e-mail I read between the lines Feelin' paranoid I heard you got another boy Are you pulling me down cos the facts d

by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

What ever happened to Analee? And all the kids on Geno Street Where did they go I wanna know What ever happened to Lulu? Yeah What ever happened to Handbag Jenny? Remmy the (?) was kind of fu

by Karaoke Star on album Bridge Under Troubled Water (In the Style of Nerf Herder) [Karaoke Versions]

by Karaoke Star on album Bridge Under Troubled Water (In the Style of Nerf Herder) [Karaoke Versions]

by Karaoke Star on album Bridge Under Troubled Water (In the Style of Nerf Herder) [Karaoke Versions]

by Karaoke Star on album Bridge Under Troubled Water (In the Style of Nerf Herder) [Karaoke Versions]

by Nerf Herder on album Nerf Herder IV

I am a manatee I live in the sea I sneak up at night Pretty baby, just to love you right You're friend's gonna put me down 'Cause I'm fat, slimy, and brown They'll never know how you sigh Whe

by Nerf Herder on album Rockingham

by Nerf Herder on album Rockingham

by Nerf Herder on album Miscellaneous

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful Don't hate me because I'm the best Don't hate me because I'm the champion Just love me like all the rest do Don't be jealous when you see me in my fancy clothes Se