by Larry the Cable Guy on album Morning Constitutions
poop, i love my poop lasagne. it's always been there for me, i love my poop lasagne. mixed in, it's all crap, crap crap crap for me, being that rap is crap, hey! there's my poop lasagne. always it has
by Larry the Cable Guy on album Bill Engvall's New All Stars of Comedy
I remember tears streaming down your face When you read those vicious things online Imagine what they'd say if they knew about you and I I never want to see you like that again So smile for me my suns
by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas
Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little vacation, and ah, boy I love Shania Twain, boy I tell you what, she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch, but anyway I read her letter i
by Larry the Cable Guy on album Law and Disorder
Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your eyes Wishing I was you You're
by Larry the Cable Guy on album The Best Of Blue Collar Comedy
Streets damp and warm Empty smell metal Weeds between buildings Pictures on my hard drive Well I'm the luckiest guy Not the loneliest guy Steam under floor Shards by the mirrors frame Clouds green and
by Larry the Cable Guy on album Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road
Streets damp and warm Empty smell metal Weeds between buildings Pictures on my hard drive Well I'm the luckiest guy Not the loneliest guy Steam under floor Shards by the mirrors frame Clouds green and
by Larry the Cable Guy on album Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road
Now here I lie in the streets An invitation for you to steal a glance at me While all the village, it gathers To watch the vultures devour this decaying matter Come one, come all (Hey, hey, hey) Whoev
by Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall & Ron White & Larry the Cable Guy on album The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Live
Jay-Z American Gangster Say Hello to the Bad Guy Its that Rocafella music... Soulful... Say hello To the bad guy Hello They say i'm a bad guy I come from the bottom But now i'm mad fly Say Hello They
by Larry the Cable Guy on album Lord, I Apologize
Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your eyes Wishing I was you You're
by Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall & Ron White & Larry the Cable Guy on album Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again
Jay-Z American Gangster Say Hello to the Bad Guy Its that Rocafella music... Soulful... Say hello To the bad guy Hello They say i'm a bad guy I come from the bottom But now i'm mad fly Say Hello They
by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas
this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the
by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas
this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the
by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas
She has the most wonderful ass I have seen It's firm and it's round and it's lean and it's mean Too bad she's fourteen But we've all been to the mall, so you know what I mean
by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas
on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me, klap and i left her
by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas
The first queer santy clause Wore red leather chaps With a pair of white shorty shorts that had a hole in the butt crack
by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas
this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the
by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas
Hark, the harlip angel sing (slurred) Glory to the newborn king
by Larry the Cable Guy on album A Very Larry Christmas
Donny the Retard had a 8 pound water head he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me "i like tater tots". "i like tater tots" may be changed to "my name's Donny" Its actually "I like Biscuits"
by Larry the Cable Guy on album Lord, I Apologize
Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than Janet Reno's blind
by Larry the Cable Guy on album Country X-Mas
this is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa. Many years ago in hepsaba a child was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he was a very speciel child for he was concived in a foghat concert in the