by Froggy Fresh on album Me and Daniel Tosh
Chillin in the kitchen in peanut butter jelly When my homeboy Daniel Tosh call me on the cellie He said hey Krispy, you're coming out to Cali I got some cute girls and there's one named Sally I got up
by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts
San Francisco, thank you for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. Oh San Francisco, my third favorite city to do comedy in. huh? That’s not bad right? Top ten congratulations. More butt f
by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts
Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its nice right? You ca
by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts
So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally when you walk into
by Daniel Tosh on album Happy Thoughts
And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See our country already has
by Watchtowers feat. Daniel Wand on album Distant One (feat. Daniel Wand)
There's no beauty in your flower bed I wish I was dead Swing Low Chariot This place don't feel like home I feel alive When I'm all alone Swing Low Chariot These words you'll never know I can't face t