by Adam Kay on album Non-Album Releases
This is a national service announcement for all men If you go to Bolton If you go to Manchester Or crewe Newcastle, or Scarborough York, or Scunthorp, Bradford, Barnsley too Or Grimsby L
by Adam Kay on album Fitness To Practice
Adam Kay Fitness To Practice London Underground (With Suman Biswas) Some people might like to get a train to work, or drive in in a B-marora Merc. Some guys like to travel in by bus, but I can't
by Adam Kay on album Fitness To Practice
A couple of weeks ago now The kids had a big surprise. They turned on the cartoon network And couldn’t believe their eyes. The animals on the cartoons Have left the screens and escaped They wand
by Adam Kay feat. Amateur Transplants on album The Remains of Tom Lehrer
H is for the Heathrow airport stations, And for Hammersmith further down the line. K is for sophisticated Knightsbridge G is leafy Greenpark underground P is for piccadilli circus and A is for Arnos G
by Tiesto Feat. Bt on album Break My Fall
You enter the room You brighten the darkness my love In moments with you There is no ending or beginning in you Move to the floor The purpose combined my love Like motion of stars Dynamic symmetry in
by Suman Biswas on album Still Alive After Amateur Transplants
Go go go go back 400 years years years years I had to face my biggest fears fears fears fears I got on the wrong side of the pope pope pope pope 'Cos of what i saw with my telescope 'scope 'scope 'sco
by Suman Biswas on album Still Alive After Amateur Transplants
Easy come, easy go Relationships are hard Let me tell you what I went through when I dated Bruno Mars: Should have known you were trouble when you got to tude with my name and favourite colour And fav
by Suman Biswas on album Still Alive After Amateur Transplants
Deep down way down near nazareth near galilei Were back in time around 16 AD There lived a teenager who was good and nice And he went by the name of Jesus Christ And though he didn't know it was his d
by Suman Biswas on album Still Alive After Amateur Transplants
Well in Poland Well you know there's gonna be a million guys like me who'd gladley fix your home Yet in England Well you know there's gonna be a million people watching telly on the doll Unemployment,
by Suman Biswas on album Still Alive After Amateur Transplants
I do not trust MP3s Downloading from the internet might infect my home PC I like the ease of CDs, Open up the case, press down in the middle to release it. Wipe the dust from the back and play it on r
by Suman Biswas on album Still Alive After Amateur Transplants
Scince the royal coronation back in 1953, there's speculation who the next king is gonna be. Elizibeth, her majesty has ruleed very steadily, but readily might it be time for her to retire. People say
by Suman Biswas on album Still Alive After Amateur Transplants
A, 1 A, 4 A, 1592. Prepare a yummy filling which your gonna put inside the pastry line container. Then you just the circumfrance by the diamiter, its easy once you've tried. And thats the recipie for
by Adam Kay on album Non-Album Releases
A couple of weeks ago now The kids had a big surprise. They turned on the cartoon network And couldn't believe their eyes. The animals on the cartoons Have left the screens and escaped They wand
by Adam Kay on album Fitness To Practice
There Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin & Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine There & Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropica
by Adam Kay on album Fitness To Practice
I can't tie my laces I don't play the flute My car is an automatic I can't paint my nails I never applaud I'm not very good at Twister And when my laptop crashes I can't even press control-alt-
by Adam Kay on album Fitness To Practice
It’s amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor, We pulled and you came back to mine for some
by Adam Kay on album Fitness To Practice
Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase. All she does in moan and nag, You go five days without a shag There's no
by Adam Kay on album Fitness To Practice
When you're staying in St. Peter's, in a room that has no heaters, You could think about your life and get upset. You're in shit accomodation, and you can't do cannulation And you're £37,000 in de
by Adam Kay on album Fitness To Practice
Kidneys look like hearts. All these body parts, and mame. coz I try to cure but i just kill, Everyday's the same, I better grab a telephone and call the MDU. but hope that they don't sue, Not
by Adam Kay on album Fitness To Practice
Here’s my long case Behind the curtain. It’s Mr Burton. He’s 64. He has chest pain, Crushing in nature. It radiates to His arm and jaw. This pains been getting worse since Wednesda