by Jon Cozart on album Movie Villain Medley
Voldemort is here! My daddy told me, when I was young, "You are just a big mistake." He left me stranded in an orphanage, To hurt my friends and talk to snakes, There's nothing wrong with loving who y
by Kirstyn Hippe feat. Jon Cozart on album You Had to Be There
Hey, just wanted to say That you take my breath away More than any candy store I've been to You're like a Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean But a flavor in between the ones That make you fall on your kn
by Jon Cozart feat. Voctave on album Disney Halloween Medley
When hinges creak in doorless chambers And strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls Whenever candlelights flicker when the air is deathly still That is the time when ghosts are present, p
by Jon Cozart feat. Thomas Sanders on album Anything Vine Can Do, YouTube Does Better
Jon: A- 5 6 7 8 Thomas: Anything you can do I can do better! Thomas: Vine can do anything better than you... tube Jon: No it can't Thomas: Yes it can Jon: No it can't Thomas: Yes it can Jon: No it can
by Jon Cozart on album Paint
If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You) After saving China I went home alone I was feel
by Jon Cozart on album After Ever After 3
If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true Was gonna be a mighty king Mufasa's famous heir Well, your little mane's been lion-tame
by Jon Cozart on album Politiclash 2
Alright, Kenny boy. It's the big day. Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. Oh golly, what do I do? Vote for me! Thirty years in the game And although Clinton's my name I'll be damned if I let a man define
by Jon Cozart & Peter Hollens on album Boy Band Parody
Mid-life is tough, babe The end is nigh I've seen boy bands come and go Yeah The wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey" 'cause I couldn't please She left me like that No strings attached Every little thing
by Jon Cozart on album Cups (When I'm Gone)
I've got my ticket for the long way 'round Two bottle whiskey for the way And I sure would like some sweet company And I'm leaving tomorrow what-do-ya say? When I'm gone, When I'm gone You're 'gonna
by Jon Cozart on album After Ever After
If you've ever wondered why Disney's tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue But mermaids are going mis
by Jon Cozart on album Harry Potter in 99 Seconds
There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star. His parents were killed by Voldermort, Who gave him a lightning scar. Yo, Harry, you a wizard! Harry goes to Hogwarts, He meets Ron and Hermi
by Jon Cozart on album Lord of the Rings in 99 Seconds
The Lord of the Rings Hobbit, Dwarves Elves and Men Kings and Queens Epicness Lord of the Rings The greatest tale ever told on your screen PO-TA-TOES Frodo must bring the ring to the elves Aragorn fig
by Jon Cozart on album Progressive Christmas Carols
We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three We've modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie Love, The Updated Christmas Carol Tea
by Jon Cozart on album Compilation
I love your hair, your smile, your clothes i love your fat abnormally large toes i love your hair, your smile, your clothes i love your cankles and your elephant nose i love your freckles and your ey
by Jon Cozart on album Compilation
I love your hair, your smile, your clothes i love your fat abnormally large toes i love your hair, your smile, your clothes i love your cankles and your elephant nose i love your freckles and your ey
by Jon Cozart on album Compilation
hey girl, yeah i've liked you for a while i like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile so even though i'm awkward most of the time i still consider you absolutely sublime he
by Jon Cozart on album Stitches
I thought that I'd been hurt before But no one's ever left me quite this sore Your words cut deeper than a knife Now I need someone to breathe me back to life Got a feeling that I'm going under Bu
by Jon Cozart on album Star Wars in 99 Seconds
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy Far in a galaxy, far far away There once was a boy slave destined to save space He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen Padme's a cougar Qui gets kil
by Kirstyn Hippe feat. Jon Cozart on album Honeydukes
Hey, just wanted to say That you take my breath away More than any candy store I've been to You're like a Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean But a flavor in between the ones That make you fall on your kn