by Bob Schneider on album FestivaLink presents Bob Schneider at All Good Music Festival 7/15/07

I met a woman down in Mexico Sweet as sugar with a heart made of stone We drank tequila by the light of the moon I didn't realize that she would be my ruin She said she knew about the voodoo ways Said

by Bob Schneider on album 2014-04-26: Saxon Pub, Austin, TX, USA

Montgomery Montgomery Without a friend to my name Without a cent in my pocket With no one to blame With my dreams like rockets Crashed to the ground While the whole world was sleeping My back to the

by Bob Schneider on album Best of Frunk 2015

Montgomery Montgomery Without a friend to my name Without a cent in my pocket With no one to blame With my dreams like rockets Crashed to the ground While the whole world was sleeping My back to the

by Bob Schneider on album 2009-11-14: The Music Mill, Indianapolis, IN, USA

(The Hulk is generally a live audience treat, so, the variations from live show to live show are hilarious in nature, but I will not be covering dialogue between Bob and his audience. Just not that br

by Bob Schneider on album A Perfect Day

I'll buy you dinner, take a train to Boston I'm inconsiderate, I'll try to use caution I get carried away by the winds of desperate Bob In Arizona, wishing that you were there You keep on telling me t

by Bob Schneider on album A Perfect Day

I'll buy you dinner, take a train to Boston I'm inconsiderate, I'll try to use caution I get carried away by the winds of desperate Bob In Arizona, wishing that you were there You keep on telling me t

by Bob Schneider on album A Perfect Day

I'll buy you dinner, take a train to Boston I'm inconsiderate, I'll try to use caution I get carried away by the winds of desperate Bob In Arizona, wishing that you were there You keep on telling me t

by Bob Schneider on album Perfect Day

Well, I got some flowers coming in Got some friends that all call me Jim But you can call me Honeypot 'Cause I like you a lot, yeah, yeah I'm the real thing, oh, baby I ain't no boy king, no, baby I'

by Bob Schneider on album Lovely Creatures

well if I spell it out if i get it out will you hear me when I tell you about what I have to say before it gets to late its not as easy as they said it would be but there’s something right about

by Bob Schneider on album Perfect Day

The wicked witch of Cincinnati pulled out her old broomstick Dusted off the spiders and cobwebs And used it to fly on down to Cleveland for the weekend 'Cause she thought it was time to do some freaki

by Bob Schneider on album Lovely Creatures

I met a woman down in Mexico Sweet as sugar with a heart made of stone We drank tequila by the light of the moon I didn't know that she would be my ruin She said she knew about the voodoo ways An

by Bob Schneider on album Lovely Creatures

What's so funny is nobody's laughing at this change of heart you're having. What's so funny is I'm filled up with thunder, but I can't seem to get out from under, all these stones you tied to my c

by Bob Schneider on album Miscellaneous

Soon Yin was a pilot in the nationally known Amazing ladies of the outer ozone She didn't have no kids, she didn't have no time She was a woman of her word, she was a fighter of crime She looked good

by Bob Schneider on album Miscellaneous

Yeah I gotta freak I gotta flow I gotta throw my ass overboard Baby don't you know the tip I'm on yeah it's the bomb Did I ever tell you that you look a lot like my mom Yeah and your smart I can tell

by Bob Schneider on album Miscellaneous

Woke up in a stupor Guess it's time to face the pooper Sometimes I feel like superman Sometimes I'm just recuperating, yeah My head is twisting in it's cage My mind feels like a twenty gage I hope it

by Bob Schneider on album Lovely Creatures

I'll take all that you've given And stack it in a pile Tie it to my heart and baby light up with a smile Let it smoke (smoke) Baby while I sleep outside ya gate And let it smother me to death W

by Bob Schneider on album Perfect Day

I wanna make a movie with Penelope Cruz I want my life to look a little bit better Look a little better, look a little better [Incomprehensible] face of the earth I wanna fall forever, fall forever, f

by Bob Schneider on album Perfect Day

It was a beautiful day, the sky was blue When I said I did, you said you did too That we were not alone, this much is true On that day I did God will destroy everything you love If you live long enou

by Bob Schneider on album Miscellaneous

There's a big black heart in a big black box In a big black box at the bottom of the big black sea And there's a long black road ahead, waiting for me There's black gold in these black veins And I we

by Bob Schneider on album Lonelyland

Jimmy said it's not easy being the king of the world It gets harder every day Somebody's gotta do the job, ya know? So it might as well be me Bought himself a one way ticket On a greyhound bus