by Bing Crosby & Rosemary Clooney on album That Travelin' Two-Beat

Knees up Mother Brown Knees up Mother Brown Under the table you must go Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh If I catch you bending I'll saw your legs right off Knees up, knees up Never get the breeze up Knees u

by Mr. Entertainer Karaoke on album Karaoke - Old Time Party Sing a Long

by Bad Manners on album Legends – Bad Manners

by Monty Python on album The Instant Monty Python CD Collection

Brian ... the babe they called Brian Grew ... grew grew and grew, grew up to be A boy called Brian A boy called Brian He had arms and legs and hands and feet This boy whose name was Brian And he grew

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why... I like Chi

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of al

by Monty Python on album The Ultimate Monty Python Rip Off

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of al

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

This record has been skillfuly crafted by british comedians using ancient well-worn classical hand-tooled jokes. It has been specially designed to sit at the back of your record collection amongst the

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

This record has been skillfuly crafted by british comedians using ancient well-worn classical hand-tooled jokes. It has been specially designed to sit at the back of your record collection amongst the

by Monty Python on album Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

This record has been skillfuly crafted by british comedians using ancient well-worn classical hand-tooled jokes. It has been specially designed to sit at the back of your record collection amongst the

by Monty Python on album The Ultimate Monty Python Rip Off

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of al

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian', He grew,... grew, grew, and grew-- Grew up to be-- grew up to be A boy called 'Brian'-- A boy called 'Brian'. He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet, Thi

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Why are we here, what's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well tonight we're going to sort it all out For tonight it's the meaning of life What's the point of all this hoax?

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick So t

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Lead pirate: full speed ahead, mr. cohen! up, up, up your premium. up, up, up your premium. scribble away! up, up, up your premium. and balance the books. up, up, up your premium. scribble away! up, u

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

The most interesting thing about King Charles, the first Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it because of Oliver Cromwell, Lord P

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

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by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four... Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? But can a bee be said to b

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shopping no more. You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again, And Elgar doesn't answer the door. Schubert and Chopin used to chuckle and laug