by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me this has been one lousy day Jurassic P

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember whe

by Portugal. The Man feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic on album Live in the Moment ("Weird Al" Yankovic Remix)

My home is a girl with eyes like wishing wells I'm not alone but I'm still lone-lonely When I was young, always gold below the midnight sun Those days are done, but I'm still glowing Ooo, la-la-la-la

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Running with Scissors

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city i

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Miscellaneous Threes Company Perodie(not Weird al) come and knock on our doors(2) well call the police on you (2) `Cause were the evil neighbors and were comming to you:() Well call the

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hine

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, And vanilla just lea

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Lost On Jeopardy Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I g

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Theme From Rocky XIII Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polkas On 45 [Jocko Homo/Devo] They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous My Bologna Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done. Top it with a little of my bolog

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Nature Trail To Hell Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, An

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone When I came back again my car was gone Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone What a bummer, I was so brought down I had

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Stop Dragging My Car Around Had to park my car for just five minutes. I had to go inside to use the phone. When I came back again, my car was gone. Well, I didn't k

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Dead Car Battery Blues One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Pigeons Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just eat it Don't wanna a

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood White and nerdy They see me mowin'... my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty packed, yeah Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand With the perverts in the back It was smellin' like a locker room There was junk all o

by Weird Al Yankovic on album The Essential 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and