by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember whe
by Portugal. The Man feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic on album Live in the Moment ("Weird Al" Yankovic Remix)
My home is a girl with eyes like wishing wells I'm not alone but I'm still lone-lonely When I was young, always gold below the midnight sun Those days are done, but I'm still glowing Ooo, la-la-la-la
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Running with Scissors
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city i
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Straight Outta Lynwood
I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat Huh, I sued Earthlink '
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Miscellaneous Threes Company Perodie(not Weird al) come and knock on our doors(2) well call the police on you (2) `Cause were the evil neighbors and were comming to you:() Well call the
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hine
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polkas On 45 [Jocko Homo/Devo] They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, And vanilla just lea
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Lost On Jeopardy Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I g
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Theme From Rocky XIII Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous My Bologna Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done. Top it with a little of my bolog
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Nature Trail To Hell Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, An
by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic
Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink Boy it's good to see you, what can I say? Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again Say, what was your name anyway? Well we're working on the probl
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood White and nerdy They see me mowin'... my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too
by Weird Al Yankovic on album The Essential 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous When I Was Your Age Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate Yo
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Hooked On Polkas [12th Street Rag/Euday L. Bowman] You're takin' to me good, Just like you know you should. You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please. [State
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take Me To The Liver I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya Hope you like it I
by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous
Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous You Don't Take Your Showers You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw up on the floor because you make me il