by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember whe

by Portugal. The Man feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic on album Live in the Moment ("Weird Al" Yankovic Remix)

My home is a girl with eyes like wishing wells I'm not alone but I'm still lone-lonely When I was young, always gold below the midnight sun Those days are done, but I'm still glowing Ooo, la-la-la-la

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Running with Scissors

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city i

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Miscellaneous Threes Company Perodie(not Weird al) come and knock on our doors(2) well call the police on you (2) `Cause were the evil neighbors and were comming to you:() Well call the

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, And vanilla just lea

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Lost On Jeopardy Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I g

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hine

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Theme From Rocky XIII Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polkas On 45 [Jocko Homo/Devo] They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous My Bologna Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done. Top it with a little of my bolog

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Nature Trail To Hell Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, An

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

I don't care about your karma I don't care about what's hip No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do I won't swim in your jacuzzi You can't make me settle down I'd rather kick and jump and bite and

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous When I Was Your Age Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate Yo

by 10 Things I Hate About You on album 10 Things I Hate About You

10 things I hate about you poem I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Was Only Kidding When I said I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Gee, I'm a Nerd Gee, I'm a nerd Seen each Star Trek 80 times Memorized each word Home alone On Friday nights But I got 8 gigabytes Left on my hard drive I ho

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak You ju

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous If I Could Make Love To A Bottle If I could make love to a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do I'd search the world over to find one that had the exact same c

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just eat it Don't wanna a

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous She Never Told Me She Was A Mime When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Sta