by Stephen Lynch on album Superhero
Stephen Lynch Superhero Dr. Stephen I'm a rich and famous doctor Always knew I'd be An expert in the field of...gynecology Next on my agenda Checking your pudenda Let me see what I can find If
by Stephen Lynch on album Miscellaneous
Stephen Lynch A Little Bit Special Special Ed When I was a boy of 10 I had a very best friend Ed was kind, with good intent, but just a little different ohhhh Special Ed, momma dropped him o
by Stephen Lynch on album Superhero
Stephen Lynch Superhero Best Friend Song (I like my toast buttered) And I'll take mine dry (I dig the Beatles) I'm a stones kinda guy (I have fine taste) And I like things cheap (I wanna stay up
by Stephen Lynch on album Miscellaneous
Stephen Lynch Miscellaneous Super Hero If I could be a super hero I would be Awesome Man I'd fly around the world fighting crime according to my Awesome plan And if I saw criminals trying to l
by Stephen Lynch on album The Craig Machine
Beelz - Stephen Lynch (Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time. (Song) Ever since first man has walked this Eart
by Stephen Lynch on album Miscellaneous
Stephen Lynch A Little Bit Special Lullabye Hush little girl sweet baby don't cry, tonight Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullabye, tonight Why can't it all be like it was before Ho
by Stephen Lynch on album Miscellaneous
Stephen Lynch Miscellaneous bowling song you watch me on your tv,say that my job is easy, say i am not athletic, you think my sports pathetic, but you can judge me till you walked a mile in my bo
by Stephen Lynch on album Superhero
Stephen Lynch Superhero What If That Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys? (Soft) Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here (Emphasised) in my hand (Soft) I had them just a (Emphasi
by Stephen Lynch on album Miscellaneous
Stephen Lynch Miscellaneous Why Mommy Left Us [Skit] Hush little girl, sweet sweet baby don't cry, Tonight, Daddy's here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, Tonight. Why can't it all be like
by Stephen Lynch on album Miscellaneous
Stephen Lynch Miscellaneous Special Olympics watch them run, watch them fall, watch them try to catch a ball. Olympics, The Special Olympics, Watch them laugh, watch them drool, watch them fall
by Stephen Lynch on album Miscellaneous
Stephen Lynch Miscellaneous Gerbil Song I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo If Fritcher Gear can do it I can too I get undressed, I start to loob I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube Wonde
by Stephen Lynch on album Lion (Stephen Lynch)
"Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who just couldn't choose between two fellers. One was about the nicest guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's kind of a dick. Let's listen in
by Stephen Lynch on album A Little Bit Special & Comedy Central Performance
look. whose guitars are these? move them around. i have to be honost with you stephen... lynch... if that is your real name. i heard the whole album. look ur doughter lullaby it started sweet u had me
by Stephen Lynch on album A Little Bit Special & Comedy Central Performance
I'm sorry but I don't know what to do. I just need more Cowbell Tall glass O'water is my favorite because it has cowbell Thats funny to you engineer man in the corner You don't know nothing man Lets d
by Stephen Lynch on album Miscellaneous
Stephen Lynch Miscellaneous F your sister I like my toast buttered and I'll take mine dry. I dig The Beatles. I'm a Stones kind of guy I have fine taste and I like things cheap. I wanna stay
by Stephen Lynch on album Miscellaneous
Stephen Lynch Miscellaneous Caught Me [Spankin'] I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could cry I tried so hard but wasnt able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Ye
by Stephen Lynch on album 3 Balloons
I want to write you a poem That stands the test of all time A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, a note With meter and rythym and rhyme I want it to speak of your virtue Sing praise to your stature and
by Stephen Lynch on album Lion
[VERSE 1 Stephen + (Courtney):] I've been drinking here since 5, it's 2AM and everybody's gone The bar man's cleaning up, the jukebox off and all the lights are on (I look up from my PBR, and see y
by Stephen Lynch on album A Little Bit Special
Hey, It's Lynch Leave me a message (beep) Pick up, you there, Alright, Dude give me a call, I don't know what happened last night, Just let me know what's going on, I was wasted, Did we have a good ti
by Stephen Lynch on album Superhero
Now this is about a guy you might remember from high school -- Lynch: Harmonica. Teich: (imitates harmonica) Lynch: More harmonica. Teich: (imitates harmonica) Lynch: (after a pause) Bassoon. Teich