by Macc Lads on album From Beer To Eternity

Macc Lads From Beer To Eternity Fluffy Pup Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird, She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd, I said your tits are too small and your legs are too s

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird, She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd, I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short, I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport

by Macc Lads on album Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy The Macc Lads' Party Where's the fucking party? Someone's in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts, Bammy's in the bathroom and he's lighting up his farts.

by The Macc Lads on album God's Gift to Women

Fuck Cunt Wank Shit! Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!. Banging in the back seat, Party on in Duke Street, Carry on, and turn right, We're all tanked up. Kn

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Macc Lads From Beer To Eternity All Day Drinkin' Staggered in MacDonalds on a Friday afternoon, All the pubs were shut, There were knob all else fer do. I said, "Gissus a Big Mac now you spotty little

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Ah so. The ducks are sitting and I making my list now, Macc Lads stagger in and their all fucking pissed, The fucking drunk bastards can't take their beer, Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.

by Macc Lads on album Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy The Lads From Macc Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We

by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We like us ale and we like us grub, We're the Macc Lads and w

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

There she was just walking down Mill St, She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size? Before I knew it, she had kicked me in the balls I

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

There she was just walking down Mill St, She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size? Before I knew it, she had kicked me in the balls I

by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We like us ale and we like us grub, We're the Macc Lads and w

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Get at 'em. There was a load bloody faries, In Buenos bloody Aries, With greasy hair and sweaty bums, They'd never heard of Bonningtons, It were a different culture and a different race, No chippies i

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

She was the perfect woman, She was my kind of a bird, 'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word. She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse, But now she's into barbeques and wine

by Macc Lads on album Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy Now He's A Poof Get stuffed you arse bandit. One of me best mates, He come from Macc, And we used to go out pulling crack, Now we know it were just a farce, '

by Macc Lads on album Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy Do You Love Me? Close your legs love, your meat smells. But it keeps the flies off me chips. I took the crack to the flicks just the other night, We were groa

by Macc Lads on album Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy Sweatty Betty Well, she wore big knickers, And she worked on t' sewage farm, I got me 'and down 'er jeans an' I nearly lost half me arm. But after ten pints,

by Macc Lads on album Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy God's Gift To Women I got a buer that works in Dillons in the back of me Vauxhall Viva, She had massive melons and I wanted bang her beaver, She had real bad bre

by Macc Lads on album Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy Charlotte I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly, There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cunt was smelly, She smelt of rotting fish h

by Macc Lads on album Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy Buenos Aries Get at 'em. There was a load bloody faries, In Buenos bloody Aries, With greasy hair and sweaty bums, They'd never heard of Boddingtons, It we

by Macc Lads on album From Beer To Eternity

Macc Lads From Beer To Eternity No Sheep 'til Buxton Sheep shaggers.... Went up in the hills, We was on a binge, Look for some pubs and up some minge. Couldn't find us no beer, We just found sh