by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

Foreigners Infiltrate our nation Foreigners Take jobs from Americans Hey, we want to be Americans But we're illegal aliens And we really like it here Though we don't speak the language clear Foreign

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

Foreigners Infiltrate our nation Foreigners Take jobs from Americans Hey, we want to be Americans But we're illegal aliens And we really like it here Though we don't speak the language clear Foreign

by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp on album Miscellaneous

Bob Rivers Comedy Corp Miscellaneous Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from their toes Yuletide squirrels fresh-filledted by the chior They po

by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp on album Miscellaneous

Bob Rivers Comedy Corp Miscellaneous Chimney Song BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE CHIMNEY SONG There's something stuck up in the chimney And I don't know what it is, But it's been there all night lo

by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp on album Miscellaneous

Bob Rivers Comedy Corp Miscellaneous Restroom Door Said Gentlemen BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN" The restroom door said "Gentlemen," so I just walked inside. I took

by Bob Rivers on album Miscellaneous

Bob Rivers Miscellaneous Read It In The Tabloids I bet you're wondering how I knew That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through. Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt ab

by Bob Rivers on album White Trash Christmas

(Bob Rivers:) Yo, yo (Girl as Dina Rae:) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride Grab your coat, you'll sleep in late (Bob Rivers as Eminem:) It's just a

by Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio on album Bob Rivers' Twisted Tunes: The Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas As soon as I can get out on parole I'll hang out on your street Your kids I'd love to meet As soon as I get out of this rat hole And I won't mind just s

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

The restroom door said gentlemen, so I just walked inside I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied By two nuns, three old l

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

O come, all ye Grateful Deadheads to the concert O come, Grateful Deadheads And camp in the street Bring rolling papers Don't forget your sleeping bags O come get us some floor seats We've followed th

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

Twas’ the fright before Christmas No one upset me With a big bowl of popcorn, watching TV I stretched, gave a yawn, settled back in my chair In hopes that St. Nicholson soon would be there The chil

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

O come, all ye Grateful Deadheads to the concert O come, Grateful Deadheads And camp in the street Bring rolling papers Don't forget your sleeping bags O come get us some floor seats We've followed th

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

Twas’ the fright before Christmas No one upset me With a big bowl of popcorn, watching TV I stretched, gave a yawn, settled back in my chair In hopes that St. Nicholson soon would be there The chil

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We're not happy you're here You drive everybody crazy You're hopelessly fat and lazy You're con

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la Blow your cash for no good reason Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la Push your charge card to the limit Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la Checkboo

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la Blow your cash for no good reason Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la Push your charge card to the limit Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la Checkboo

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We're not happy you're here You drive everybody crazy You're hopelessly fat and lazy You're con

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

there's something stuck up in the chimney and i don't know what it is but it's been there all night long. well, i waited up for santa all christmas night but he never came and it don't seem right. and

by Bob Rivers on album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The hopes and fears of all the