by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

Dear Diary Mood: Apathetic My life is spiraling downward I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs li

by Adam and Andrew on album Non-Album Releases

Dear Diary Mood: Apathetic My life is spiraling downward I couldnt get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs

by Adam and Andrew on album Miscellaneous

[Talking] Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic. My life is spiralling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks 'cause they play so

by Adam & Andrew on album Miscellaneous

[Talking] Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic. My life is spiralling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks 'cause they play so

by Adam & Andrew on album Miscellaneous

[Talking] Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic. My life is spiralling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks 'cause they play so

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

Andrew: Oh hey Adam, what are you doing? Adam: Oh hey Andrew, I was just about to sing a song about my number one girl. Andrew: Oh yeh? Mind if I join you? Adam: Not at all, good buddy. Let's do it An

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

Cheering Oh, I know a type of meat That's really good to eat Don't matter the gender The meats real tender And it comes from babies Some people say it's not ok Eating babies is a sin I go to hell wi

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

(Andrew) we are here at TGI friday's looking for our next contestant on newest reality game show . there she is right over there. excuse me ma'am what's your name? (old lady) what? (andrew) what's you

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

I'm a rapper, and I'm capitalizing On a no talent trend that'll never stop rising I've committed 42 crimes but I've never been to the jails I can still do my job even though I've killed all my brain c

by Adam and Andrew on album I Now Pronounce You - An EP

We are well behaved gansters, we don't go berserk. My hobbies include inspecting women and doing my homework. No rap music but if you Kenny G then we'll crank it. When I pack heat it means I bring ext

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimps

(T.A.T.U. Parody of "All the Things She Said") I'm a lesbian She's a lesbian We are lesbians Kissin' in the rain Kissin' in the rain I'm a lesbian She's a lesbian We are lesbians Touch me

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

I try to process these feelings but get "does not compute" I tried to multiply our love but you took the square root Whenever I see you I don't know what to say It's like my mind goes from dsl to 56k

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

Oh Baby (Oh Yeah) This is a song for the ladies (Ladies song tonight) And I've been gay most of my life (Gay a long time) But I think I'm gonna make An exception for you baby (He'll probably still be

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

You say that you and me together Is a good idea. You say you'd do anything for me. That's just what I wanted to hear. Baby, you said that I could do it anywhere and everywhere. Well baby, I wanna do i

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

Do you ever have difficulty falling asleep? Do you wake up feeling tired and disoriented? Do you find it hard to maintain energy throughout the day? If so, you may be the victim of what doctors cal

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

Uh huh holy shit it's about time you get off my dick a few times i've been around that track but your ass is still fat its gonna stay like that cause i ain't your hollaback boy i ain't your hollaback

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

We are Watching Cartoons Your mom Won't be home too soon What's left Which your made to do Is to strip down And play doctor with you And I know That its a sin But I just can't help myself I know You'

by Adam and Andrew on album Earection

There are few things less appealing than you A preteen girl that dresses like a prostitute You want to act like Britney well thats a mistake You want to look like divas but divas are skanks Dating co

by Adam and Andrew on album Still Not Famous

Happy Birthday Happy birthday youre one year older Happy birthday youre one year closer to death The Grim Reaper is one step closer Soon youll be gone and theyll be nothing left And no one will miss y

by Adam and Andrew on album Music Pimp$

Can't you see that I'm sick of this? Chances are you're oblivious to how I feel Sitting on your throne, and I'm sure that I'm not alone, Not alone, not alone. Tell me please, Who the fuck did you wan