by The Reverend Horton Heat on album 25 To Life

I'm calling in sick I'm calling in twisted I was drinking two-fisted I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Hanging with friends We were doing slammers They try and get me hammered Boss, I said no

by Reverend Horton Heat on album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat

There's something that's been bugging us Texans. And It's time that we set the record straight. Concerning a species of cacti. That grows in a whole different state. The cactus in

by Reverend Horton Heat on album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat

by Reverend Horton Heat on album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat

by The Reverend Horton Heat on album The Full-Custom Gospel Sounds of the Reverend Horton Heat

Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982, Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high Dropped a bunch o' bales o' somethin', some hit me in

by Reverend Horton Heat on album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat

Rockabilly guys like hot rod cars They like hot women and their neighborhood bar Death metal guys will grow long hair Work real hard to have an evil stare Theyâ??re kind of medieval, those death

by Reverend Horton Heat on album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat

Like a man in love must do. I was moving in on you. And I didn't care how long I'd have to wait. I knew it was a bet. But I now know better yet. That the race was over right out of the game

by The Reverend Horton Heat on album The Full-Custom Gospel Sounds of the Reverend Horton Heat

Hear that long lonesome train Whistle crying in the wind Hear that long lonesome sound That's become my only friend When it whispers out my name That's when the tears begin to roll Because the world

by Reverend Horton Heat on album The Full-Custom Gospel Sounds of the Reverend Horton Heat

You can hang out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers You can lie to me and say it's not true You can drive ol' Mike Ness down to Houston Tell all of your friends he thinks your cool Or you can see inside

by Reverend Horton Heat on album The Full-Custom Gospel Sounds of the Reverend Horton Heat

You can hang out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers You can lie to me and say it's not true You can drive ol' Mike Ness down to Houston Tell all of your friends he thinks your cool Or you can see inside

by The Reverend Horton Heat on album The Full-Custom Gospel Sounds of the Reverend Horton Heat

Well, I got a sweet baby who's six foot tall Well, she's a full grown woman who's got it all Big little baby, big little baby Her heart is as big as her feet are long But she's not afraid to fight so

by The Reverend Horton Heat on album The Full-Custom Gospel Sounds of the Reverend Horton Heat

Sunset lights the sky And there's a shadow over me Black clouds in the east And there's a twister underneath A long black limousine And there's a demon at the wheel And ol' sly Satan's in the back He

by The Reverend Horton Heat on album The Full-Custom Gospel Sounds of the Reverend Horton Heat

I said Honey I sent you 400 bucks So you could buy some car Well I loved you so much I didn't get too far For my 400 bucks You were sweet that day I guess I should of known That you'd never repay 4

by The Reverend Horton Heat on album 20th Century Masters: The Best of The Reverend Horton Heat

Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby. You don't have to remind me, I smell like a skunk, Excuse me baby but, (hicup) I'm drunk. Hone

by The Reverend Horton Heat on album 20th Century Masters: The Best of The Reverend Horton Heat

Chain driven wallet Above ground pool J-I-M-B-O Slap bass bones Rock-a-billy ultra cool J-I-M-B-O Nature boy Jimbo Get in your pick‘em up truck Go cruise around with lady luck J-I-M-B-O J-I-M-B

by Reverend Horton Heat on album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat

Please don't take the baby to the liquor store It's not the kind of bottle he's been cryin' for Take our milk money and walk right out the door But please don't take the baby

by Reverend Horton Heat on album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat

I been drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes. I been lookin' for a woman I have not met. I have not found her yet. Til' I do it's a sure fire bet. I'll be drinkin' and smo

by Reverend Horton Heat on album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat

by Reverend Horton Heat on album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat

by Reverend Horton Heat on album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat