by Rhett and Link feat. De Storm Power on album Song Biscuits Volume 1

Sometimes things happen to me, that make me want to curse. Like when I accidentally forget, where I left my manpurse. Not that I have a manpurse. But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cos I

by Rhett and Link on album Websongs, Vol. 1

What do you think about Rhett and Link, Mcs extraordinaire? Best in the business You better get with this Shake your Dairy-aire If you want to see Mcs then come see these Mcs out to please and without

by Rhett and Link on album Up to This Point

You pull out your photos of your wedding and the spring And your confronted by your double chin and your bald spot glistening You can get a membership at the fitness hut down the road Or you can pick

by Rhett and Link on album Up to This Point

You wanna get something to eat? Yeah, that would be sweet What do you feel like? Hmm, fried chicken What you feel like? Hmm, a waffle I'll drop you off here and you can walk to the chicken place Or y

by Rhett and Link on album Up To This Point

Since the dawn of man people have swam Without shirts or pants wherever they can And some dare to be more audacious And spare underwear baring private places Skinny dipping might be fun for some But

by Rhett and Link on album Rhett & Link's Buddy System (Music from Season 1)

What if you get buried alive Who's gone dig you out from the ground What if you choke on some pie Who is gonna squeeze it back out What if you've got one hand in a garbage disposal And your other hand

by Rhett and Link on album Rhett & Link's Buddy System (Music from Season 1)

How did we get ourselves into this situation Bitterly divided over wheel orientation You look like you stepped into glue And then stepped on some toddler's skateboards But at least you're not a toddl

by Rhett and Link on album Rhett & Link's Buddy System (Music from Season 2)

Naked No, oh, oh, I can't take it. No, oh you'll never ever see me naked (Blippity blop blop) When I was a baby I was born unclothed I cry cry cried cause my wee-wee was exposed (waaah!) When I take

by Rhett and Link on album Rhett & Link's Buddy System (Music from Season 2)

Can you taste it That's not enough you've got to place it (Is that an onion or a leek?) Wake the pink snake Sleeping in your mouth cave (Its flavor that it seeks!) Let your taste buds Blossom like an

by Rhett and Link on album Rhett & Link's Buddy System (Music from Season 2)

I like chocolate so dark, it's almost evil to eat I like cheese so sharp, it'll make your mouth bleed Sophisticated food is what I'm all about I don't mind it if a fish decides to lay it's eggs in my

by Rhett and Link on album Rhett & Link's Buddy System (Music from Season 2)

There's a latte and of course a cappuccino An Americano and a Mocha Frappuccino Let us not forget, oh, the caffè macchiato And I would be remiss to miss the creamy affogato Cop a cortado and sip an a

by Rhett and Link on album Epic Rap Battle

Link: First off I wanna tell ya I enjoyed the pizza Well it really wasn't great, but it allowed me to meet-cha I'd like your number But I'm not gonna leave a big tip to get it Rhett: That means he's

by Rhett and Link on album Up to This Point

A fiberglass man stands atop a stone pedestal Wearing blue clothes Who knows, what might he be reaching for? Perhaps he's hungry His simple gesture signifying his hope for food Very large food Mm, te

by Rhett and Link on album Rhett & Link's Buddy System (Music from Season 2)

by Rhett and Link on album I Am a Thoughtful Guy

I am a thoughtful guy. I think about alotta things. I am a thoughtful guy. I think alotta thoughts; about alotta things. I think about space and the vastness of it. I think about cake and how much I

by Rhett and Link on album Who's Yo Daddy?

Who's yo daddy? My father. Who's yo daddy? My father. And he's better than your daddy. Huh? (Who's yo daddy?) My daddy can bench press 400 pounds, 800 if he uses both arms. My daddy can make a delici

by Rhett and Link on album Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek

Yes I am nerd Bookworm, I'm studious From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus Back in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam Now, I'm no rocket scientist Oh wait, I am. When I pour my Alpha-bits, I

by Rhett and Link on album Yo Mama So

Yo mama's so cuddly that puppies watch Youtube videos of her. Yo mama's so bold she's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word. Yo mama's so wise, Yoda often texts her for advice. Yo mama's so nice,

by Rhett and Link on album Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time (Acoustic)

There's a time of which none speak A secret time lost in the briny deep You know all about Half time Big time Break time Lunch time Dinner dinner time Tea time Free time Me time You'd undo if you coul

by Rhett and Link on album Websongs, Vol. 1

I wouldn't call myself a social butterfly And there's not much that separates me from the other guy But when I login I begin to live There's an online world where I am king Of a little website dedica