by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

Who took the clouds to the sky Who gave the bird wings to fly Who made the mountain, the valleys, seas and the ocean so wonderful The moon and the stars How beautiful they are Who made all creation W

by Rodney Carrington on album Morning Wood

by Rodney Carrington on album hanging with rodney

Rodney Carrington hanging with rodney dancing with a man i saw her sitting in a bar room in that smoky atmosphere she smiled back at me as i drank down one last beer and she put me on the dance floor

by Rodney Carrington on album Miscellaneous

Rodney Carrington Miscellaneous Fred He once shot a man just for snoring Got out of bed and shot him dead Well his name was…I didn’t know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was

by Rodney Carrington on album Hangin' With Rodney (Explicit Version)

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a

by Rodney Carrington on album Hangin' With Rodney (Explicit Version)

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a

by Rodney Carrington on album Hangin' With Rodney

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a

by Rodney Carrington on album Hangin' With Rodney

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a

by Rodney Carrington on album Hangin' with Rodney

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a

by Rodney Carrington on album Hangin' with Rodney

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair Long as she moved hell that'

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

I went to my neighbours yard sale, to see what I could fine. I find me and old pair of underwear hanging on a clothes line. I ask an old woman in a lawn chair, how much you want for them drawers. She

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you she drove a 1973, chevy blazer and her legs & her armpits never see

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

I like my women like I like my chicken With a little bit of fat on the ends Not too much and not too little Just enough to make me grin When I see a little woman walkin' down the street She ain't my

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

Come home It's been so long We're missing you at home So hang up that phone Cuz I'm coming back home Back home Come home It's been so long I can't hide no more So hang up the phone Cuz I'm coming back

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

Deer hunting's real popular where I live. Y'all deer around here. A lot of ya deer hunt, what do ya use to kill a deer with here. Gun, car, gun. You people do shit different in Charllote. See, ya sit

by Rodney Carrington on album Rodney Carrington Live! C'mon Laugh You Bastards

i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtlesi like turtles i like turtlesi like turtlesi like t

by Rodney Carrington on album Nut Sack

Men and Women – Rodney Carrington You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue. You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more shit than anythin

by Ameritz Karaoke Entertainment on album Karaoke (In the Style of Rodney Carrington)

by The Karaoke Channel on album The Karaoke Channel: Sing Letter to My P#n#s Like Rodney Carrington