by Weird Al Yankovic on album Running with Scissors

I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high heels on My diese

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember whe

by Portugal. The Man feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic on album Live in the Moment ("Weird Al" Yankovic Remix)

My home is a girl with eyes like wishing wells I'm not alone but I'm still lone-lonely When I was young, always gold below the midnight sun Those days are done, but I'm still glowing Ooo, la-la-la-la

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Running with Scissors

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city i

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Miscellaneous Threes Company Perodie(not Weird al) come and knock on our doors(2) well call the police on you (2) `Cause were the evil neighbors and were comming to you:() Well call the

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hine

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polkas On 45 [Jocko Homo/Devo] They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, And vanilla just lea

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I Lost On Jeopardy Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I g

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Theme From Rocky XIII Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous My Bologna Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done. Top it with a little of my bolog

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Nature Trail To Hell Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, An

by Roq Star Karaoke on album Karaoke - Weird Al Yankovic

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Belvedere Cruising Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't da

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood White and nerdy They see me mowin'... my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous It's Still Billy Joel To Me What's the matter with the song he's singing? Can't you tell that it's pretty lame? After listening to a couple albums well it all

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Frank's 2000" TV Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery tru

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone When I came back again my car was gone Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone What a bummer, I was so brought down I had

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take Me To The Liver I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya Hope you like it I

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Stop Dragging My Car Around Had to park my car for just five minutes. I had to go inside to use the phone. When I came back again, my car was gone. Well, I didn't k