by Dan Bern on album Fifty Eggs

I got big balls, big old balls Big as grapefruits, big as pumpkins Yes sir, yes sir, and on my really good days They swell to the size of small dogs My balls are as big as small dogs Well, it a

by Dan Bern on album The Burbank Tapes

Some people think the devil is all hairy and wild Screaming in his underwear But the devil likes his math to be correct And the devil likes his corners square. Wilt Chamberlain, who's probably seen p

by Dan Bern on album The 'Lost' Album (Burbank 1998)

Some people think the devil is all hairy and wild Screaming in his underwear But the devil likes his math to be correct And the devil likes his corners square. Wilt Chamberlain, who's probably seen p

by Steel Panther on album Balls Out

If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyway Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

When I tell you that I love you, don't test my love Accept my love, don't test my love 'Cause maybe I don't love you all that much Don't ask what kind of music I'm gonna play tonight Just stay awhile

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

The day that Elvis died was like a mercy killing America breathed a sigh of relief We knew all about the drugs and the Vegas shows And there wasn't much of anything that looked like grief And I

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

I saw the best of my generation playing pinball Maked up and caked up And looking like some kind of china doll With all of Adolf Hitler's moves down cold As they stood up in front of a Rock and

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

I got thirty-six foot insulation in my house Wear fourteen pairs of long underwear Stick tape inside my ears Cover myself with five bedspreads I spend every morning in an isolation tank Spend e

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

I was painting a still life this morning Of a throat lozenge sitting on a copy of Tropic of Cancer The only thing weird about it is that a year ago I never thought I'd paint anything again I decid

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller But if she did, he'd have taken her

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

You can categorize me Lump me with the others If that's the way you wanna play You can say that the way it's been Is exactly The way that it's gotta be And I'll make you feel right If you gotta

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

We pulled into Rome With blood in our eyes After days of travelin' Months of lies Taking our various Turns at the wheel Taking booze And pot and cigarettes Anything not to feel No one had sle

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

Enough of this throat singing already If you wanna sing two notes at once Why don't you do like everyone else? Get a multi-track machine Lay 'em down separately Make a little harmony Maybe a bass tra

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

Do you got to be a queen all your life? Are you gonna take that crown off your head? Are you ever gonna come to bed? Do you got to be a queen all your life? Do you plan on speaking in this year?

by Dan Bern on album Dan Bern

Well, they elected me King of the world I said, "Here's what I'm gonna do Send everybody over to China Except for me and you Strip ourselves naked Go to Beverly Center Watch movies and eat Ci

by Steel Panther on album Balls Out

If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyways Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Ferta

by Steel Panther on album Balls Out

If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyways Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Ferta

by Steel Panther on album Balls Out

If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyways Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Ferta

by Steel Panther on album Balls Out

If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyways Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Ferta

by Riff Raff on album Tiger Woods

Put it on ice bitch, Dr Pepper Feeling so clean, it don't get no fresher Chilling in the freezer when i'm under pressure I put it on ice bitch, Dr Pepper Dr Pepper Dr Pepper Dr Pepper Dr Pepper Dr Pe