by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings
We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of th
by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings
A one... two-- A one... two... three... four... Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? But can a bee be said to b
by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings
Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out
by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings
A one... two-- A one... two... three... four... Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? But can a bee be said to b
by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings
Why are we here, what's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well tonight we're going to sort it all out For tonight it's the meaning of life What's the point of all this hoax?
by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick So t