Really drove me delirious
I never took a gurlie serious
And straight up revengeful
Saw some playa′ potential
Even started off a rap band
Now anybody heard of ′em?
I met all kinds of creatures
Some fly chicks wit′ fine features
But the "hey, he′s just a friend" type
'Cause through experience
Damn, I never felt great till lately
And usually I′ll be gettin'
Except for two model chicks
Yo, I ain't never been the type
No you can't be with Big Joe
Rather break if off early
Leave ′em still loving me
So later still can tap that
This song is about you be
I know that don′t make sense
We'll still be friends... What
A lot way back in the day
That's every man's unicorn
Left you with your heart torn
Life is sweet lets get in on
And when it′s time to exit
Please don't tell my shorty why
Please don′t tell her it's a lie
Tell her that she′s still a dime
Yeah that's why she can't be mine
Baby bye bye hugs and kisses
Fly lies, love and misses
Specialize in heartbreaks
Didn't know she had a man
Till this dude called me up
I said, "I′m just a friend!"
Then I met this really cute thang
The problem is she in Jakarta
Luca, Stephanie, Daphne, Janice
Rachel, Kimmy was the president's niece
To all the hearts that I broke on tour
You know I got scores for sure
What type you lookin′ for
Hana, a half Japanese chick
Made me go "Yukkuri, yukkuri!"
Chilled wit' her two kids
Yeah I′m strictly white lyin′
When I'm singin′ this song
Not because that I′m simply
So to all the hearts I broke
Don′t blame it on me honey
I'm lookin' for a ride or die chick
Used to buy me force kicks
Loved to watch pawn flicks
But couldn′t really suck it
Had to kick her out quick
Met a half Latin chick in Ipoh
But messed around with Rita (Ain′t that her sista?)
Never drop corny lines like
I drop conversations worthwhile
And tend to generate smiles
That could get down with me
I got a thing for flings?
Somebody please tell shorty