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King Arthur gathered his knights together
Bringing from all the corners of the kingdom
To sit at the round table.
The strangely flatulate, Sir Bedivere
The dashingly handsome, Sir Galahad
The homicidaly brave, Sir Lancelot
Sir Robin, the not quite so brave as Sir Lancelot
Who slew the vicious chicken of Bristol
And who personally wet himself
At the battle of Baden Hill
And the aptly named, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Show
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Together they formed a band whoe names and deeds
Were to be retold throgh the centuries
The Knights of the Round Table
All for one and one for all
(Slightly less for people we don't like)
(And a little bit more for me)
All 'round this blightly land
King Athur's strongest knights