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You know, I would like to tell all the ladies out there (Yeah!)
Who just might have a Wiggy like mine
Look 'em straight in the face
And say, "Don't you worry, everything is fine
'Cause we go together, like cream and apple pie" (Apple pie!)
Do you hear me? Call 'em, wee!
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Well-a-Wiggy (like two apples in a tree, we, we're meant to be)
You're my lover (I love you, Wiggy)
Shoop-shoop, shoo-bop (yes, I do)