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Lyrics of Horror Asparagus Stories by The Fuzztones
verse
My father was a big old toe
(Toe, toe, big old toe!)
He lived in a hole, in the middle of the road
(Road, road, the middle of the road)
My mother was a little red
(Red, red, little red!)
She lived at home, in a little red pan
(Pan, pan, little red pan!)
verse
My brother was a slimy frog
(Frog, frog, slimy frog!)
He lived in a swarm, in a rotten log
(Log, log, rotten log!)
My sister was a crummy witch
(Witch, witch, crummy witch!)
She lived in the woods, in a dirty ditch
(Ditch, ditch, dirty ditch!)
verse
Oh, my grandma was wiggly snake
(Snake, snake, wiggly snake)
She lived on a hill, in a stagnant lake
(Lake, lake, stagnant lake!)
My grandpa was the color green
(Green, green, the color green!)
He lived in a wort, on the elephant spleen
(Spleen, spleen, elephant spleen!)
verse
My aunty was a cardiac vein
(Vein, vein, cardiac vein)
She lived in the heart of a whooping crane
(Crane, crane, whooping crane!)
My uncle was a strange disease
(Disease, disease, strange disease!)
He lived on the wind of a forgotten breeze
(Breeze, breeze, forgotten breeze!)
outro
Toad, rain, frog, witch
(Toad, witch, frog, bitch)
Snake, green, strange, disease
(Snake, spleen, strange, breeze!)
My cousin was a kangaroo
And I, my friend, am a square root of two
Writer(s): Roger Howard Kelley
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Monster a-Go-Go
Album • 2011 • 15 tracks
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