There′s an old deserted mansion
Where the better ghosts and goblins
One night they threw a party
And they cordially invited
At a dark bewitchin' hour
When the fun was loud and hearty
Became the life of the party
Mmm! The spooks were havin' their midnight fling
The merry makin′ was in full swing
They shrieked themselves into a cheerful trance
When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
Now a goblin giggled with fiendish glee
A shout rang out from a big banshee
Amazement was in every ghostly glance
When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
All the witches were in stitches
While his steps made rhythmic thumps
And they nearly dropped their broomsticks
When he tried to do the bumps
You never heard such unearthly laughter
When the skeleton in the closet rattled his bones