(Bea) Do you love me, Jack?
(Jack) Of course I do, Mom
(Bea) Do you love me, Jack?
(Bea) If you love me, Jack.
(Bea) How can I know that you'll love me forever
Unless I′m sure that you will never get married
You can just toss me in the Hudson
I'll be food for the fish
But don′t ignore a mother′s dying w-
And if you find some girl and think I′ll soften
I'll crawl my way out of the coffin and crush her
And if you think I might be joking
Just take a look at this nurse
So don′t you underestimate
(Jack) I-, w-, uh-, W-wow, um.
(Bea) Do you love me, Jack?
(Jack) I do, Mom, I really do
(Bea) If you love me, Jack.