Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
Add translation
Share
These Lyrics are yet to be verified
0 contributions
over 10 years ago
Translations
Lyrics of Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) by Richard White
Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
The wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!
Heh heh. Darn right.
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it′s
More than I can bear.
More beer?
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you′ve got to pull yourself
Together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You′re ev′ryone's favorite guy
Ev′ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it′s not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one′s quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there′s no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they′ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one′s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My what a guy, that Gaston
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
For there′s no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him′s scraggly or scrawny
(That's right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me′s covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I′m espcially good at expectorating
(Ptooey!)
Ten points for Gaston!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I′m grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who′s a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who′s a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There′s just one guy in town who′s got all of it down
And his name's G-A-S- T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!
Gaston
Writer(s): Howard Elliott Ashman, Alan Irwin Menken
Share
Contribute
To-do
Structure Tag
Identify the song's sections
Completed
Lyrics
Lyrics in time with music
Performers Tag
Identify who's singing what
Credits
This song has no credits yet
Walt Disney Records Presents Classics 2: 20 Original American Songs
Album • 1996 • 20 tracks
11
Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
Richard White
Are you an artist? Distribute your lyrics!
Take full control of your lyrics. Curate, sync, and distribute your lyrics on Spotify, Apple Music, and more.
Explore Musixmatch Pro
🇮🇹 Made with love & passion in Italy 🌎 Enjoyed everywhere