I′m working 9 to 5, it's like I′m buried alive
My boss is always on my case and I hate him
He's got a Mercedes Benz with really lame ass rims
And I'm stuck at the bus stop waiting
I wish I was a rock star (Oh oh oh oh)
Breaking all the girls′ hearts (Oh oh oh oh)
If I was Eddie Vedder (Oh oh oh oh)
I bet you'd like me better (Oh oh oh oh)
Doing shots of Patron with P! nk and Emma Stone
And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home
I wish I′d learnt to play the damn guitar
When I got home from work, it went from bad to worse
My roomie sold my Xbox for a six pack
I wanna kick his ass and get all my cash back
But he's six foot four and a douchebag
I wish I was a rock star (Oh oh oh oh)
Breaking all the girls′ hearts (Oh oh oh oh)
If I was Eddie Vedder (Oh oh oh oh)
I bet you'd like me better (Oh oh oh oh)
Doing shots of Patron with P! nk and Emma Stone
And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home
I wish I'd learnt to play the damn guitar
Now I am a rock star (Oh oh oh oh)
Breaking all the girls′ hearts (Oh oh oh oh)
Hanging out with Vedder (Oh oh oh oh)
I bet you'd like me better (Oh oh oh oh)
Doing shots of Patron with P! nk and Emma Stone
I bet you wish you were the one who got to carry me home
Thank God I learnt to play the damn guitar
And I thank you for the way you broke my heart