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Lyrics of Naughty Or Nice by Ray Jessel
Some words are nice,
Some words are naughty.
Some are okay,
Some are too boughty.
Naughty or nice, here′s my advice:
Before you speak, think twice.
Some words are dandy,
Some are too randy.
So I've supplied a handy guide for us.
My naughty or nice,
Virtue or vice,
Cheap with the price thesarus.
Richard is nice,
Dick is naughty.
Puncture is nice,
Prick is boughty.
Galas, dances, perfectly clean.
Balls... obscene.
Doorbell′s nice,
Knockers, naughty.
Doggy is nice,
Pussy, boughty.
Nail is right, but screw is wrong.
You can say ding, but you can't say dong.
Donkey is nice,
Ass is naughty.
Story's ok,
But tale is boughty.
You can say sparrow, but you can′t say tits.
Quick is a winker, but not lickety split.
Boob is nice, boobs, naughty.
DJ′s okay, BJ boughty.
Construction, yes,
Erection, no.
You can say ha,
But you can't say hoe.
Hole is nice,
Pee is naughty,
The cho is nice,
But the finger is boughty.
Lobster′s okay,
But crabs, ooh.
Grab is fine,
But snatch is taboo.
Grassy is nice,
Woody, naughty.
Cashews are nice,
Nuts, naughty.
Paw is fine,
Peter's over the line,
You can say 68,
But not 69.
That′s my thesarus,
The end of my rap.
Now you can give me applause,
But please,
Don't give me the clap!
Writer(s): Ray Jessel
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Naughty or Nice
Album • 2009 • 26 tracks
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