intro
This song goes out to a guy that doesn't get a lot of love (no love)
Probably because he was voted the world's ugliest creature (ugly)
But these two girls think you got it goin' on
This one's for you, Blobfish
verse
When I first saw you, Blobfish
I said, "I really like your smile"
Okay, that picture's not your best one
And that drool is pretty vile
"Boy, I think you are perfect
I just wanna get closer to you
Maybe not that close, my love
I can see all of your goo"