I wake up early in the morning and I′m texting you
(Ugh, hey Robin, it's 7:30)
Well that′s okay, I'm ready to fight crime with you, the Dark Knight
(I'll be sleeping past 2:00)
We sometimes fight, boom, pow, bang!
We're not related but here′s good news
Friends are the family you can choose (Hey here we go)
High five, down low, to the side, let's go!
You′re my best friend, my best friend
You're my best friend, my best friend
Come on everybody and sing
You're my best friend, my best friend
I've got a utility belt (Uh-huh), a sparkley cape (So cute)
Saw the signal so I′m heading back to the cave
Well I′m all smiles (It's Joker!)
We'll always bet on black, that′s a fact
Come on Robin, watch my back (Okay!)
I don't think you were happy until I met you (I was!)
I know you′re playing but we can't lose
'Cause friends are the family you can choose
Hey Robin, gimme the mic, drop the beat, think you can handle that?
Yeah, we′re friends but I′m still hard-core
Just as awesome as I was before
In the darkness I am brooding
You're adorably intruding
I don′t mind if you're not irate
Because we both agree I′m great
Tortured soul, dark as gold
But guess who's got that kinda role
Now′s his time to be the star
Let Alfred loose on his guitar