There′s a fat man standing
And he knows, he knows, he knows
'Cause the mall just called and
And I know, I know God knows
But it's hard to be merry
When the kids are all laughing
Saying, hey it′s Jerry Garcia
The man in the Santa suit
They bring their brats around
But they can't keep still or
Keep their root beer down
Now it′s up, hey how 'bout that
It looks like a milkshake
And Jimmy′s grown this year
Says mommy, quick come here
Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer
And he says, hey kid shut your mouth
But it's hard to be merry
Say he looks like a fairy
But he's doing it just for the loot
The man in the Santa suit
There′s a fat man standing
And he knows, he knows, he knows