My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
No one is as handsome, strong as me!
It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge
But I′m his little soldier!
My mummy says I′m a miracle
One look at my face, and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It′s been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days
It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millions
Special-ness seems de rigueur
Above average is average - go figure
Is it is come modern miracle of calculus
That such frequent miracles don′t render each one un-
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face, and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It′s been clear there′s no peer for a miracle like me!
My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina
She has never seen a prettier barrelina
She says if I′m keen, I have to cut down on the cream
But I'm a barrelina, so give me more cake!
Take another photo of our angel in that costume that I made
The role of tree has never been portrayed with such
That′s right, honey, look at mummy!
Don't put honey on your brother
Smile for mummy; smile for mother!
My mummy says I′m a miracle
One look at my face, and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It′s been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
My mummy says I′m a miracle
That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball
You can be all cynical, but it's a trust empirical
There′s never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me!
Look, is this gonna take much longer, doctor?
I′ve got a plane to catch at three
I'm competing in the Bi-Annual International
Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris!
Oh, yeah! I've been training four hours a day for the last two years, and I can tell you one thing:
If Jennifer Littleton thinks she′s walking off with the coveted golden shoe this year
She's got another think coming. I′ve got a secret weapon: Rudolpho
He's part Italian, you know. Very supple. He has incredible upper-body strength
A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the most
Precious gift the natural world can
Bestow upon us has been handed to you
A brand new human being, a life, a person
A wonderful new person is about to come
Into your life and bring you love and
Magic and happiness and wonder
Every life I bring into this world restores my faith in humankind
Push Mrs. Wormwood, push!
I'll push you in a minute!
Each new-born life, a canvas yet unpainted...
This still unbroken skin...
Oh, my undercarriage doesn′t feel quite normal
My skin looks just revolting in this foul fluorescent light
And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal
Semi-Spanish gown I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight
I should be dancing the tarantella
Not dressed in hospital cotton
With a smarting front bottom
Weakly little ball of fat!
Will someone give this thing a bottle?
Or swap it for a later model?
Why do bad things always happen to good people?
Fine upstanding citizens like you and me?
Why when we've done nothing wrong...
Should this disaster come along?
This horrible, weird looking...
Hairy little stinky thing
With no sign of a winky-ding at all
Every life is unbelieavbly unlikely
The chances of existence, almost infinitely small
The most common thing in life is life
And yet every single life, every new life is a miracle!
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face, and it′s plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It′s been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
My mummy says I′m a miracle
That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball
You can be all cynical, but it′s a truth empirical
There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as...
My mummy says I′m a lousy little worm
My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ
That kids like me should be against the law
My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie hole
No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me
Mum says I′m a good case for population control
Dad says I should watch more TV