Then shut your eyes so you don't have to
All I did was go out with a couple of women
And suddenly I′m feeling like a victim
(It's definitely you and not me)
If you're talking about who is awesome
(I know I don′t love you)
You don't have all the facts
I don′t know what she said but she may have
She said, "Get lost, you sorry loser"
But we all know what she means
(This is not a negotiation)
But when women talk there′s always room for interpretation
(Your death is my fantasy and my imagination)
Well then I guess this is an awkward situation
Sometimes I′m going up in an elevator
And sometimes I get the shaft
I don't know what she said but she may have
She said, "Get lost, you sorry loser"
But we all know what she means