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Lyrics of The Ultimate Showdown by Lemon Demon
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Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo City, like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
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Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
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And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Bat cave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
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And took an AK47 out from under his hat
Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
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This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
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Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
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Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
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But then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
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Then he jumped in the air, he did a somersault while
Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
They both got hit by a Care Bear stare
chorus
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
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Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
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Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
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Then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie
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Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
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All came out of nowhere lightning fast
They kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
Civilians looking on in total awe
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The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw the better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
bridge
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
chorus
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
chorus
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
outro
This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Writer(s): Jason Bonilla, Leonard Dalsemer, Jonathan Berry
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The Fump, Vol. 22: July - August 2010
Album • 2010 • 20 tracks
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