verse
She's Josephine, her eyes are green
Not black or white, but in between
She likes to play beneath the sheets
Insatiable and indiscreet
She's French, she's oh so Frenchy
But she's never been to France
She's fiesty and so flighty
But she's always got a plan
chorus
Let's start a love affair
We'll make it better than French history
Let's start a love affair
Hold my hand while I sleep, and call me bestie
It only takes two baby, you and me
verse
He's Napoleon his eyes are brown
When Josephine says come around
I'll catch a ride to Jupiter, then row down to the stream
He's French, he's oh so Frenchy
But he's never been to France
He's feisty and so flighty
chorus
Let's start a love affair
We'll make it better than French history
Let's start a love affair
Hold my hand while I sleep, and call me bestie
It only takes two baby, you and me
verse
I don't know where this is going
I'm not sure how it began
All I know is if they're drinking, you will see the morning hands
The French, they're oh so Frenchy
But they've never been to France
chorus
Let's start a love affair
We'll make it better than French history
Let's start a love affair
Hold my hand while I sleep, and call me bestie
It only takes two baby, you and me