The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set a Fire)

O-M-G, Chloe, answer me, woah

Wait until I tell you what I heard

It′s too fucked to type, this shit is ripe

Call back, I'll yell you every word

Jenna Rolen calling?

Jenna Rolen calling

Jenna Rolen calling, hey

Oh my god, oh my god, okay, so

At the end of last nights party

Very end of last nights party

Did you see Rich?

Oh, I saw Rich

So he′s behaving hazy like a tweeking junkie

Flailing crazy like a freakin' monkey

He's gotta learn to handle his high

Shouldn′t drink so much for a small guy

Right, but he wasn′t drunk

The hell you saying, Jenna?

He wasn't drunk

The hell you saying, Jenna?

No, because I heard from Dustin Croft

That Rich had barely touched a drop

Which means that you can′t blame the things he did on alcohol

It's just so terrible, I don′t want to relive it all

But do you want me to tell you?

Spit it out, spit out!

You really want me to tell you?

Spit it out, spit it out!

I'll tell you ′cause you are my closest friend

No, I'm not?

Yeah, I know

But here's what happened at the party′s end

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

Yeah, Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

Woah

I thought I was dreaming, everybody was screaming

When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

O-M-G, Brooke, answer me

Look, wait until I tell you what I saw

Ignore

And also space and frowny face

I′m sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party but it was totally his fault and lets not let boys ever come between us ever again, mkay?

Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw

Hey

We cool?

We are

Ok, so at the end of last nights party, did you see Rich?

No, I was crying

So he's behaving weird and I was frightened, ′cause I feared his state was heightened

He's gotta learn not to really smoke a lot, he shouldn′t get so high for a tiny guy

He's gotta learn not to really smoke a lot, he shouldn′t get so high for a tiny guy

Right, but he wasn't; high, so you can't blame the things he did on pot

It′s just so awful, so I′ll talk about it a lot

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house, woah

I thought I was dreaming, everybody was screaming

When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

Hey everybody, have you heard? Rich set a fire now go spread the word!

Sending a text (text!)

Sending a tweet (tweet!)

Sending a text (text!), tweet (tweet!)

Release the information, step and repeat!

I'll spread the word (word!)

That Rich is flecked (flecked?)

No, I meant fucked

Did I say flecked? Sorry guys, that′s just my autocorrect

Always be aware of autocorrect

R-I-C-H, can't you see? Just how much I care about your tragedy

Change my profile pic to you, now I fully understand what you′re going through

R-I-C-H, it's a drag, I read, she read, they read, you′re in a body bag

R-I-C-H, can't you see, just how much I love your tragedy!

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Sup! Sup! Sup! Sup! Fire!

Ha! Ha!

Talk it! Text it! Pass it! Talk it!

Ready? Okay! Here we go!

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

Woah

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

It was so terribly gory, I got the whole bloody story

And I wasn't quite there, but I know what happened, I swear

When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down

When Rich set a fire and he leveled the town

When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay

When Rich set a fire ′cause he knew he was gay

When Rich set a fire and he melted his head

When Rich set a fire and he′s totally dead

When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

Burned! It! Down! Woah

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Did ya hear? Did ya hear?

Burned! It! Down! Woah

Did ya hear? Did ya hear? Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Burned! It! Down! Woah!

Did ya hear? Did ya hear?

That Rich set a fire and he burned down the

Rich set a fire and he burned down the

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

He told me 'cause he′s my best friend

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

Send!