Shirts brand new but my pants are old
And that′s probably why I'm really cold.
But I′m sweating through my undershirt.
A little breeze, it wouldn't hurt.
But the universe works against me.
I'm not as cool as I pretend to be.
It′s just because I am nervous.
Oh, why do I deserve this?
Just pass me by dont look at me.
Cause if you do then I am sure you′ll see
That I've been fantasizing instead of realizing
You're so, please, you′re so out of my league.
I'll stand on a chair and congratulate the whole world
On finding the person that makes your toes curl.
As for me I′m alone, sadly in the end
Cause he'd think we′d be better off as friends.